My new MAC Powerbook (the love of my life) has a Dashboard (for my non-mac comrades - its a thing that when u click on, gets the whole screen filled up with all of one's everyday utilities like weather report, dictionary, sticky notes, world clock, calculators, calendar etc etc)....it just looks so awesome with the whole screen transitions and stuff...long live Apple for knowing how to mesmerize its users!!.
so this Dashboard has a widget that shows a whacky advice for the day that changes everyday...and they're just so hillariously cooll!!... thought of sharing some of them.
*Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
*If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving probably isnt for you.
*It matters not whether you win or lose- what matters is whether I win or lose.
*If something seems too easy, it means you have no idea what you're doing.
*Nobody won by dying for their country- they let the other loser die
for HIS country!
* Don't believe anything unless it has been officially denied.
* Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
*The golden rule at work is that the boss's jokes are ALWAYS funny
*If your parents never had children, chances are, you may not either!
*If it werent for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
*I know a lot about cars. I can look at its headlights and tell you
exactly what way its coming.
*My brother-in-law gave up his job because of sickness. His boss got
sick of him.
*All inanimate objects seem to be able to move just enough to get lost
or get in your way.
*A bank is a place that will lend you money only after you prove that
you don't need it
*The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the
past, only far more expensive.
*100% of all statistics are useless.
*According to a recent survey of the population, 3/4th of the people
make up 75% of the population (duh!)
*There are three kinds of people...those who can count, and those who can't.
*Everyone thinks i'm psychotic, except for my friends deep down inside the earth
*For Sale* -Parachute - Only used once, never opened, small stain.
........OHHH HOW I LOVE MY MAC! :-)